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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON…
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
Such a cute story! <3
So hacked off
How can someone you love so much make you so fucking cross?
Peggy has been gone six hours AND I MISS HER ALREADY
I am like a dog right now I have all the phantom pregnancy symptoms:
weird period pain like pain but no period (?)
hungry all the fucking time
page 3 of Small Fears.
how we ‘cope’.
(Source: georgiacapra, via dream-twister)
yet another unrealistic expectation for women
(Source: mylittledildo, via pubichaircausescrime)
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional? —
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
…yeah, that’s sort of the POINT. Read the book, media.
(Source: bennywhistleswhileheworks, via himkg)
I wish I could just be someone who doesn’t care at all; meds are taking too long to kick in, got the panics and I have less than an hour to my first exam and I am going to fail because I haven’t revised at all instead I stayed out til 5 am
I am ridiculous
Oh no I literally just did panic cry over the amount of in public social interaction I have made myself need to do tonight
I am stupid